in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
Question: Would any of you date a teacher in real life?
Lucy: Would I? I mean if we’re being honest, I’m going to be a bad role model here… Umm… I mean, if he looked like Ian…
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot