look at how offended Parrish is though
I’m worth five dollars?!
*intense battle music playing*
Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?
I got shit to do
"But I make $40,000 a year. Maybe I should kill myself. I don’t get it. Why am I on it?"
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human